Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim,
He's in the duck pond learning how to swim.
First he does the breaststroke, then he does the side,
Now he's under water swimming against the tide.
Oh Jemima, look at your uncle Jim,
Out in the corrider, water, soap and vim.
First he kneels on his left knee, then he kneels on his right,
Then he kneels on a bar of soap and whizzes out of sight!
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